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Video: Bill Hicks – It’s Just A Ride



The World is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round, and it has thrills and chills and is very brightly colored, and it’s very loud. And it’s fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they’ve begun to question, ‘Is this real, or is this just a ride?’, and other people have remembered, and they’ve come back to us and they say ‘Hey, don’t worry. Don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.’ and we KILL THOSE PEOPLE. “Shut him up! We have alot invested in this ride! SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account, and my family. This just has to be real.” It’s just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that. You ever noticed that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn’t matter, because … It’s just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear wants you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead see all of us as one. Here’s what we can do to change the world right now, to a better ride: Take all that money we spent on weapons and defense each year and instead spend it feeding, clothing, and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being

Video: Official RobotGladi8tor Launch Trailer



RobotGladi8tor by Speedbump Abandoned on a derelict space station for the amusement of viewers across the galaxy, you must battle the increasingly ferocious robots that occupy its labyrinthine depths, all while pursuing revenge against the sadistic media mogul who has orchestrated your fate. RobotGladi8tor brings swipe-fighting to a new level, incorporating intense first-person battles, fully open-world exploration, challenging obstacles, and a compelling story of revenge. Features include: — Three difficulty levels and optional visual hints, tailoring gameplay from casual to hardcore. — Ten mega-battles against varied and increasingly unbeatable robotic opponents. — Fully rendered open-world 3D environments, including the cavernous hangar bay, labyrinthine corridors, the medical lab, the robot manufactory, the Andromeda Lounge, the control terminal, and more. — Challenging obstacles, discoverable tools, weapons upgrades, and minibots. — Two first-person riding experiences: the CARGOSKID (switch tracks to avoid deadly crashes) and the MAGLEV (battle on a rushing tunnel transport). — pulse-pounding original music score by composer Isaias Garcia. Crank up the volume, warm up your titanium exo-skeletal fists, and prepare to battle your way toward total destruction with RobotGladi8tor. iTunes Store Page: itunes.apple.com Homepage: www.speedbumpstudios.com